Good afternoon,
I'd like to offer you my services for your project. I might blabber about me being the most awesome designer in the universe and all those phrases learned from English Dictionary that I am sure, you will see a lot around here. So I am not gonna do that, but still have to mention few points so there is an actual reason to hire me for this job. I have a long experience in design, altho I am relatively new here, active for the third day, so far made few people happy with my job and I am trying to make my work so good, that you'll be happy to slap an awesome review on my profile. I had two customers here so far, both of them really satisfied I even became friends with them because that is how I work. I am not gonna treat you as a customer, but as a friend by that I mean that I am gonna treat you the way I'd like to be treated and deliver the best job I can possibly do for you in time, in the budget -> which can be discussed. Please consider my offer as I would love to add not only an awesome piece in my portfolio(with your consent), not only get an awesome review, but I'd love to experience a new person, with his ideas coming true. Everything I'll do we will discuss through the chat, so you will have 100% control over the project and nothing will happen without you know it. That way we can truly match your idea.
So let's make your T-shirt awesome, shall we ! Have a great day and stay awesome !
Sincerely Patrick.