Advanced jMeter Setup

I need someone who knows jMeter advanced setups to help create tests. Includes 1) testing if there are enough elements on a page ex. on a top 10 page to make sure there are 10 elements 2) testing page counts and ensuring all are ok 3) doing a reverse regex to make sure that all [login to view URL] in a 301. jmeter needs to make sure that it's happening bunch of other tests as well. must be available by skype and be VERY knowledgeable in jmeter