Basic Joomla site with Phoca and K2 + write idiot's guide

REPOST - previously selected provider unable to undertake work for legal reasons; (restricted by age in UK law). URGENT A SUCCESSFUL JOB HERE WILL LEAD TO FURTHER WORK. Looking for someone to establish a simple (low budget) Joomla website design for a fellow photographer on my server, using Phoca and K2 add-ons, from existing content. Small amount of Flash required - speed up present flash show and add a few extra images. Also add a few new links not on current site. URL of present website will provided. FTP co-ordinates will be provided. Note: ADULT CONTENT. Previous experience with Joomla add-ons Phoca and K2 an advantage. Please also write a simple guide explaining uploading extra images and galleries, and setting up menus and new pages - to be written in good UK English (not US English). No bids from Islamic countries because of adult content. No bids from USA or US dependent territories because of 18USC2257 No bids from Cuba, North Korea or any sub-Saharan African country except South Africa No long lists of websites you claim to have designed. No generic bids. IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY I would like the URLs of up to three published websites you have written using Joomla, preferably with Phoca and K2. Please all bidders include Phoca and K2 experience, if any, in that PM. I don't want four URL's, I want no more than three. Please get this bit right. Preference given to UK English speakers and those within five / six hours of my time zone, (unless you are naturally nocturnal). If you have a long religious holiday coming up soon, then PLEASE tell me. Happy bidding! Barney