Custom ZenCart Template

I need a new ZenCart Template for my Adult novelty store. Again this is a ADULT xxx related site. If you are not comfortable do not bid. If you bid on my project, I will expect the number you put to be the price. No changing. I will need the graphic design done as well..(I am good at this too, I can help you and send you logo etc..) I will need a banner that slides or has flash with the name of our company in it. I will need it to be very contemporary, erotic and exotic. Neon colors should be used, very eye catching. Strip Club Theme Horizontal Drop Down Menu for the categories Social Networking Box with: facebook, twitter, rss and linked in User Log In I have Paypal and [login to view URL] Intergration A section on the front page where there can be a video file inserted of the products (commercials for the products) About Us Page Contact Us Advertise with us Terms & Conditions Privacy Notice Also a pop up window that asks for email address and name, for a extra 15% fill out form to receive code in mail. etc.. Thanks! I've literally gone through 5 freelancers (not kidding) who would start and not finish. I need this done asap, 1 week minimum.