Adult SEO

We need an SEO expert immediately to build quality linkbacks, assist in the optimization of our site, write 5 articles related to adult products (not porn). NO BLACK HAT METHODS!!! Our goal is to increase our traffic. This could be a long term relationship. 1. One way permanent non-reciprocal links only with anchor text and link to page on site. 2. No splogs, web directories, article sites, link farms, link-exchanges, forums, sites banned by google, blackhat sites, FFA, guestbooks, links within newsgroups, web rings or sites under construction. 3. Link page must have been indexed by Google. 4. Link pages must be static (no string parameters, session ID's etc.) and must be indexable by googlebot, no rel="nofollow", [login to view URL] blocking, java links, jump scripts, framed pages etc. All links must be human visible and readable. 5. No more than 20 outbound links on the linking page. 6. Links from websites that already link to the site will not be counted. 7. I reserve the right to reject sites that do not meet the terms set out above, and will require you to add suitable replacement links instead 8. I need 5 articles written about sex toys. They must be original content. 9. I need someone to review our site and make recommendations that will result in higher listings in Google, Yahoo, etc.. 10. Payment will be made upon completion of the job. Do not asked to get paid up front. 11. Please provide relative references. You must have experience promoting web sites. You must have a proven track record in search engine optimization.