article writing - jokes for kids

We are looking for a couple of long-term ghostwriter to help us write on a variety of topics. We need a report on 300 jokes for kids. The jokes must be clean, not corny or dirty. Any kinds of jokes are fine. Please note that our budget is less than $30, so if you can not accept this rate, please do not bid, this will save both of our time. As we are looking for long term writers, we'll need you to write high quality report so we could work with you for more projects (currently we have around 200 topics need to be written) This is REALLY IMPORTANT!! WE DO NOT ALLOW PLAGIARISM! You can't just copy and paste content from internet and paste as your work. We will check for your work, all material must be original and unique content. If your work is found to be plagiarized, we will report to proper authorities and we will NOT pay for it! A signed contract stating that this is a WORK FOR HIRE creation that you will own NO rights to and that your name will appear nowhere on or within and that I will own all rights to including resell and distribution rights. The report must be written in; - A font size of 12 points - Times new roman font type - Single spaced between all breaks (chapters, subtitles...etc), a template will be provided once hired. - With margins no more than 1" on all sides (left, right, to, bottom) - You need to give this report a good Title and need to use Word’s function to automatically create a TOC (Table of Content) without page numbers and lines. If you don’t know how, pls see this link: [login to view URL] We also need you to include; A basic 2-3 paragraph summary / report description (400-500 words) that simply explains what the report is about and why it is good for the readers (kind of like sales letter). THIS IS A MUST! We are aiming to get the completed project to be delivered in Microsoft word within 12-15 days after we have a contract. Again, I am looking for a writer to work with long term on a variety of topics as long as your content is of quality and your price per report is reasonable. This is a VERY EASY job for some people (not all writers could do this), especially if you are a great writer, so please bid fairly. I'm not looking for pay over $30 for this job. Reply back with your first sentence saying: ' jokes for kids ', so that we know you've read through this description and you're serious. Thanks. Recruiting Manager