I have the distinct ability to keep things new, fresh, and interesting. I love to add unexpected takes on everyday things, which not only makes me great for copywriting but amazing at blogging--or even mundane social media posts. I also have English grammar skills that are 'on fleek,' and an above-average vocabulary. Little-to-no editing will be necessary when I write for you. I'm fun, I'm funny, I'm eccentric, and a little bit kinky!