"Will not quit until it is perfect."
Pay my quote of $1000 and I'll be happy to play your game, say, for at least a week. Learn to post an RFP that attracts true professionals at a fair rate, and maybe we can do a "real deal" Otherwise, you're insulting those of us who have invested years in our craft, thousands of dollars in our studios and have worked hard to develop a client list based on trust, reliabilty and true value for money.
But I see you've posted this on another site and at least two traditional "dollah a hollah" talents have applied. They cut themselves short and drag the rest of us along for the ride to the bottom.
Good luck with your search.
Teddy.