Illustrator wanted to create me a flyer type of illustration to create the buzz on LinkedIn

Hello everyone. I'm a computing engineer and freelancer of 25 years old. The actual project I'm working on will be over soon, and I'm looking for my next mission and customer. But I've got a complex situation because I'm creating my startup in parallal, so best would be that I find another startup to work for, but only few days a week. Best option for me I guess is to try to create the buzz on my professional network (LinkedIn for example) and share something that will push people to share it to help me. I need someone to create me a quick / funny / disruptive illustration to attract the eye of my network and to find my next customer. A concept like this one : [login to view URL] (Adopt a dev for example), or something like this ([login to view URL]). I've got a cartoon portrait which can be as start for the illustration, or we can start in a totally different direction. Project can be done quick, but I'll need also the sources to be able to translate it in French if necessary. I'm looking for someone : - Who has a very special sense of humor - Who will like the idea - Who won't be affraid to make funny suggestions Thanks in advance.