To start off, there is a stereotype about Indian's who cannot speak or write English well. That is nothing more than a stereotype.
Now that I've cleared that up, I find your concept really amusing. Truly, there isn't any other story like it. Being an avid film-enthusiast, I believe I'll be the right consultant for you. To prove it, here are a few thoughts about your story:
In its core, the book would be about the mindset of its protagonist, i.e. you. You've seen a conspiracy board yea? Like the one's you see on TV where a lot of strings are tied up connecting various images and articles that in turn prove a conspiracy theory? Your book would act as such. It might be about a lot of different adventures that you've experienced, but in the end, the one thing that connects it all is you.
Most books that go viral always feature a twist. Usually, the twist is about a third person. But maybe, just maybe, for your story it would be better if after every adventure, the protagonist(you) discovers something about yourself. Everyday a person learns something new. Some days, the person learns something new about themselves. But what if one day, you learn something about yourself that changed your whole perspective? Wouldn't that be a devastating change in perspective for the readers as well?
All in all, I'd like to say that I'm currently working as a ghostwriter but I plan to make it big someday. And I will. So if you're interested, you could give me more details and hire me. :)
-Jo