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Seriously though, anyone can call themselves a writer these days and between Google Translate, copying and pasting, and outright plagiarism, many do.
But to the highly trained eye, such as mine, even the smallest mistake sticks out like balls on a dog and detracts greatly from the integrity of the work produced.
The English language is a complex beast, steeped with many subtleties and nuances.
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