Website and email Copywriter Needed

I need someone who is a Kick-@ss, No Holds Barred, Internet Marketing, Copyrighting GENIUS!!! Someone who will be able to research our products "on their own" and then come up with Drop Dead, Stop 'Em in their tracks ad copy for our single page (but long) mini websites, copy that will sell, sell, sell!!! Copy that will literally Hypnotize our site's visitors into reaching into their wallets at Break-Neck speed to place orders for our products. If you know how to write hypnotic, profit pulling ad copy like that found on websites owned by some of the internet's top marketing geniuses such as Alex Mandossian, Marlon Sanders, Yanik Silver, Jim Edwards, Corey Rudl, Steven Pierce, Jay Abraham, Gary Halbert, Mike Enlow and others then we want to employ you on a continuing work-for-hire basis. Sure we all know that "anyone" can write good ad copy right?(wink, wink), But we are looking for someone that is true to his/her craft, someone who will be able to supply us with website and follow up autoresponder email copy(7) for our line of products(each has it's own site and will need separate site and autoresponder email follow copy). If you can supply us with drop dead ad copy similar to that seen on sites such as [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Then place your bid. Your bid will include #1- Supplying us with website ad copy that must not be any fewer then 2500 words (which is pretty conservative), Willing to do up to 3 revisions if needed. The copy will be placed on a single paged "mini-site" similar to some of our other websites [login to view URL], [login to view URL] Website will be promoting 1 main product and three bonus items. #2- Writing a series of seven(7) autoresponder follow up marketing emails that go along with the site and that will promote the product, keep the product fresh in the reader's mind and force the reader to buy over the course of these seven emails. You must be able to work on your own with very little direction from us, that means we will supply you with the product and the bonus items that come along with it and from there you will be expected to analyze the product and bonuses, dissect them, use them as our target audience would use them, read them, play them, smell them, taste them, live them, breath them, get totally into them to the point that you are an expert on the product, etc... In order to write the best possible copy ever, copy that informs the buyer about the product including it's features and benefits and why they must own it. This means: 1- Developing a killer headline. 2- Coming up with a unique selling point for the product. 3- Emphasizing the product's and bonus' key points. 4- Describing every single benefit the product and bonuses offer. 5- Packing your copy with benefits, benefits and more benefits that the product and bonuses offer. 6- Providing a minimum of 2500 words for our one page site 7- Willing to do up to 3 revisions if needed 8- Being able to provide us with a finished piece 2 weeks after we choose you for this project (This time frame is crucial) And we are looking for someone to work with on a continued basis for several of our products, with the requirements and fee being the same for each. Plus we need someone that can take direction and follow instructions, include a few samples of copy that you have created in the past that is similar to what we are looking for here. If you can, create a mock up for our Industry Yellow Pages music directory which can be found at [login to view URL] This should be a fun, challenging project for someone that loves this type of work. Please bid fairly, this should be an easy project for someone who knows what they are doing, so again please bid fairly! Thanks and much success! Ty Cohen Platinum Millennium Publishing