Android app that opens a web page

I want a simple app that opens a webpage ([login to view URL]). I want to know where to change the icons, app name and landing URL to whatever I want. I want the programmer to provide me with clear instructions on where and how to submit the app, which will be hosted in my own server. I am a programmer myself (PHP, mySQL, Javascript, JScript, C, C++, Pascal, even BASIC, you name it), but I'm too old for the stupid intrincacies of Android apps...This means I know what you are doing, how much time it takes, etc. Thanks!