Need Virtual Assistant to setup web 2.0 networks

For my company working in the US internet market is looking for an virtual assistant that can build small web 2.0 networks. Your job will be the following. but not limited to. Creating web 2,0 profiles for myspace, friendster, facebook, bebo ect. Creating web 2,0 content sites like Squidoo, Wetpaint, Hubpages. Creating bookmark site accounts like digg and propeller. Creating articles directory accounts and submit articles. Write articles. Rewrite articles in an {red|blue|green|yellow} syntax to work with "power article re-writer" Create 12 accounts to video sites like youtube and metacafe and submit a video. What i need from you is that you: Must write fluent English without any grammar errors. (this is essential if you fail i will not hire you.) Have ability to learn new things and techniques. Have a high speed internet connection at home. Have a messenger like Skype or Google Talk. Know how to setup a wordpress blog. Must understand simple HTML/FTP/Cpanel. The salary is starting at $250- a month for 40 hours a week and your pay will grow in time to up to $350/$400 and maybe more, if you are good to me i'll be good to you but first you have to proof yourself to me. I understand that you don't know everything from the list but i will teach you the things you don't know true video tutorials. So if you're looking for a steady job with good pay and grow possibilities and you are a loyal and motivated person sent me a PM with your resume and skills. Thank you for your time. Dave