Single Webpage Translation in Danish + Banner work

Hi, I need someone to translate my single page website (WARNING ADULT CONTENT) [login to view URL] into Danish. I need everything to be translated including the persons name, text on picture, comment, date, term and condition at the bottom, etc. I would prefer someone who understand basic html code just so that he can translate right off the give html page without having to copy and paste onto the file. I need this to be done ASAP. In a day or two. Also there will be close to 78 banners in different sizes that needs to be edited & translated in each language. No major graphic editing is required. Just replacing text in the corresponding language with the appropriate fonts will do the job. Basic graphic editing skill with photoshop will suffice. If your mother tongue is Danish, this will be a piece of cake. thanks!