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My name is Sashaa Berkowitz, and I am working on an Adult Animated Comedy series titled "Just Damn Stupidity." The show revolves around the life of 17-year-old Tommy Colson, an uneducated idiot who lives in extreme poverty with his grandmother in their trailer home. Tommy and his grandmother are both stereotypically ghetto, and their poorness and ignorance to everyday things is the main basis of comedy in the show. Tommy meets a millionaire, Mr. Harry Seinberg, who is also an idiot and addicted to drugs and all things salacious. The two befriend each other, and come up with various ways to make money, which usually involve scamming or something stupid. Characters suffer little to no consequences for their actions. This show is a satire, there are many pop culture referenc...

Hi! Looking for a content writer with specific gaming content experience. PLEASE ONLY APPLY IF YOU HAVE SPECIFIC EXPERIENCE IN WRITING GAMING CONTENT OR IF YOU ARE A CASUAL GAMER LOOKING FOR A LONG-TERM SIDE GIG! We will start with general gaming-related content e.g. - Top 10 Best RPGs for Switch, etc. Then we will move onto more specific topics e.g. - Top...Switch, etc. Then we will move onto more specific topics e.g. - Top 10 Gameplay Tips for Valorant. Starting rates - $0.01/ word We will start off with a paid assignment task first. Details will be shared with selected candidates via chat only. Note that we have an editorial team in place. **Content will be rejected if it is not at par with quality standards. ** Start off your proposal with *Hot Damn!* or you will not be c...

...conditions were touched. However, it was possible to weaken the wall. The skin around the neck of the guy whose hands touched it turned black and collapsed and weakened. And in the gap, Ilhyun threw a sword deep into her neck. "Kieek!" thud! A giant monster staggered and fell to the floor. Ilhyun's head fell down several times with a sword. However, there was no sense of accomplishment or regret. "Damn it… I feel dirty. ” Edited: He cast the fox once again and its flames grew redder. The fox now flew faster than before. This time the smoker did not intend to avoid the fox itself, but he extinguished its flames with his hands. Ilhyun, who had flanked the monster, and now behind it, put his hand out in an attempt to transform the body of the guy...

Hi Need you tor run an ads campaign for a client. Just need to setup the campaign and provide good support. Most guys setup and then just dont bother so we are looking some guy who gives a damn but also is good! Will pay 100 SGD per month to manage

need a smart coder who is damn good with Shell scripting, python, and Java script, should be able to write scripts in these languages.

Hello, I have a one page about me statement for LinkedIn Since I am not very good at selecting the correct or succint words, I would like a writing expert to improve or rewrite my one page statement I want it to sound like I'm well spoken and seem well-written -- but at the same time, give off the vibe that I am fun and an approachable person I want the reader to say: Damn she can write well, shes competitive, and she's cool too Thanks!

My name is Colby. I want to set up an e-commerce store that will make me some passive income. However, I don't have the know how or patience to do the tedious process of setting the damn thing up. I would like for someone to build such a store to the point that all I have to do is take over when it goes live.

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ARE THERE EVEN ANY GENUINE DEVELOPERS HERE!????? none of you even READ project description.. you just bid for the damn money for "bidding" sake!!! smfh!! I SAID; if I asked you to make an IOS or flutter parental spy app, what features can you give me and what price?? bid and let me know..

Hi, I'm a short film producer and throughout my next project, many of the scenes will include shots of the womans drivers license. (When I say short film, it's an advertisement for an anti drink driving campaign.) However, for this to happen, I need the most realistic drivers lenience I'm able to produce. I know my way around Photoshop and Illustrator pretty damn well, so I can add her details/photo, etc, and the holograms will be done in After Effects in post production due to lighting of the shots and what not. Ideally, this is a multi layered, minimum 300dpi template that's ready for print. The stock it is printed on is PVC with a transparent strip. In the examples given yo can see the design continues through this strip, along with the details of the person...

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Your works are all cheap copies, stop getting into other people's contests or I promise that I will follow you in each contest reporting all the disgusting designs you do, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO EAT BECAUSE I WILL NOT LET YOU EARN MONEY, If you copy a link again in a contest in which you are not even entered, YOU WILL LAMENT IT, damn Indian face. I CAN BE YOUR FUCKING WORST NIGHTMARE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking into building website for Car Dealership ( Small Car Yard ) which retails mostly cars, car parts, motorbikes, wheels, and some other misc stuff like oils, additives etc. Website must be user friendly with op...DO THAT Fellas ? If it is tooooo complicated we might pass on it - just putting it put there don't have many cars usually its only 15 in stock Uploading a picture of the style we are in for your reference For online finance application forms you can use any NZ Car dealer website to copy such as or Auckland DOmen must be and ideally I'm damn when it comes to hosting, domains etc etc so please help I _ must be easy for me to use add, remove pictures products etc. Can work out and outsourced management later on Thanks

Need a printable design for WOMEN's t-shirts. Black lettering - in flowing script. With black outline of cheetah face - can either be profile or face on. Words are "Be A Damn Cheetah". This is for women's empowerment so something that appeals to women, is strong but also feminine. See the screenshots below for ideas of cheetah outlines - these are just from stock photo sites. I love the first one but it may be too complex for this project. I also like the minimalist style of the screen shot below. I have now also added a screenshot of the type of font I am looking for - doesn't have to be exactly like this font, but something flowy in script.

IM A RECORD LABEL JOAT PRODUCTIONS AND ARTIST NAME JOAT. LOOKING FOR LOGO FOR RECORD LABEL AS WELL AS A YOUTUBER PROFILE COVER ART SPE...AND ARTIST NAME JOAT. LOOKING FOR LOGO FOR RECORD LABEL AS WELL AS A YOUTUBER PROFILE COVER ART SPELLED THE JOAT SHOW .PICTURES WOULD HAVE AN IDEA FOR WHAT IM LOOKING FOR. WOULD LIKE THE OUT OF CONTROL COLOR BACKROUND WITH THE TAKING CONTROL WORD DESIGN FOR THE JOAT PRODUCTION RECORD LABEL LOGO. DONT HAVE ANY IS IDEA PLAN FOR THE YOUTUBER LOGO .NEEDS TO BE COLD SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE DAMN WHATS THIS SHIT TALKING ABOUT. IF YOU CAN CREATE SOME COLD ASS STUFF WITH MORE COLOR OR HAVE YOUR OWN IDEA HOW IT SHOULD LOOK,GO NUTS!!!! JUST NEED THE BEST. BEST LOGO AND YOUTUBE PROFILE GETS $100 to 500 NOTHING LESS WILLING TO NEGOTIATE MORE IF THEIR...

...conditions were touched. However, it was possible to weaken the wall. The skin around the neck of the guy whose hands touched it turned black and collapsed and weakened. And in the gap, Ilhyun threw a sword deep into her neck. "Kieek!" thud! A giant monster staggered and fell to the floor. Ilhyun's head fell down several times with a sword. However, there was no sense of accomplishment or regret. "Damn it… I feel dirty. ” Edited: He cast the fox once again and its flames grew redder. The fox now flew faster than before. This time the smoker did not intend to avoid the fox itself, but he extinguished its flames with his hands. Ilhyun, who had flanked the monster, and now behind it, put his hand out in an attempt to transform the body of the guy...

My name is Sashaa Berkowitz and I am in search of a person who is willing to be an animator and long term business partner for a long term project. I have written and developed an entire script for an Adult-Animated Comedy series titled "Just Damn Stupidity" which will follow the life of a 17-year-old juvenile delinquent, and a psychotic owner of a youth border home. I am currently in connection with producers who can launch the show on a network. What I am needing is someone who will want to be a long term partner with me. Meaning, I will provide the script, characters, and voices, and the other person will animate. When I say business partner, I am meaning that your name will also be on the project. When I sell the show and get it produced, you will receive half of the...

My name is Sashaa Berkowitz and I am in search of a person who is willing to be an animator and long term business partner for a long term project. I have written and developed an entire script for an Adult-Animated Comedy series titled "Just Damn Stupidity" which will follow the life of a 17-year-old juvenile delinquent, and a psychotic owner of a youth border home. I am currently in connection with producers who can launch the show on a network. What I am needing is someone who will want to be a long term partner with me. Meaning, I will provide the script, characters, and voices, and the other person will animate. When I say business partner, I am meaning that your name will also be on the project. When I sell the show and get it produced, you will receive half of the...

...straight, I am not looking for commentary, critique or any 'personal little comments' about my work. If I get a single whiff of that and we're done. I'm looking for an editor to correct spelling, punctuation and grammar, and if said editor feels the need to make a suggestion then let it be about possible alternatives to expression, tense etc, rather than the direction of the story. I don't give a damn about what my critics have to say whether they be positive or otherwise. I write for me and since enough people in my life feel that I'm very good at it I've decided to take this next step. I am looking for someone to work with me, and not make the horrible mistake that one complete sod did of rewriting my entire work in an attempt to 'edit it...

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...and testing. While other digital agencies provide services to all businesses in all industries, we focus specifically on high ticket fitness coaches. This gives us a competitive edge and our clients love it. About the Job: We’re looking for a rockstar Facebook ads manager to work with us and deliver amazing results to our clients. We are looking for someone who is better than we are, and we are damn good. As our Facebook ads manager you will work with us on per client basis and be responsible for the following tasks: ● Setting up and launching Facebook Campaigns ● Setting up retargeting pixels, custom conversions etc. ● Creation, Design & Optimization of Ads ● Campaign Testing ● Audience Management & Research ● Facebook (and it’s network’s) re-targeti...

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...and orange. Thank you! Hi Everyone! I have upgraded the contest! Please send more designs! I love the blue/white and orange combo! ******To Be Clear: I am looking for 1 logo: Rice Rinser and 2: Change the attached statement "RINSE YOUR DAMN RICE" to "RINSE YOUR DARN RICE". THANK YOU! *****PLEASE USE THE COLORS IN "RINSE YOUR DAMN RICE" - BLUE, ORANGE, WHITE. I ALSO REALLY LIKE THAT LOGO. IF YOU CAN RECREATE THE SAME CHANGING "DAMN" TO "DARN", THAT WOULD BE GREAT! I created "The Original Rice Rinser" as a first to market, 3 in 1 kitchen tool. The Original Rice Rinser: 1. Measu...

...want this to be your only project. I hate when programmers/freelances continue to make empty promises. They say "tomorrow I'll upload progress." Or, I'll work on it all weekend, but they do nothing. They sit down for 1 hour to make some tiny changes to keep you from firing them, then when you fire them, they make all kinds of promises. It's too late by then. You've already shown you don't give a damn about my future. You care about having fun or trying to get easy jobs, while your family starves, who knows. This is my dream. This website is my life. This website is what I have worked hard to design and pay for. If you want to procrastinate and make empty promises, please go elsewhere. Project details 1. Create a Sign-In process that make se...

...e-commerce businesses with Facebook. While other digital agencies provide services to all businesses in all industries, we focus specifically on e-commerce. This gives us a competitive edge and our clients love it. About the Job: We’re looking for a rockstar Facebook ads manager to work with us and deliver amazing results to our clients. We are looking for someone who is better than we are, and we are damn good. As our Facebook ads manager you will work with us on per client basis and be responsible for the following tasks: ● Setting up and launching Facebook Campaigns ● Setting up retargeting pixels, custom conversions etc. ● Creation, Design & Optimization of Ads ● Campaign Testing ● Audience Management & Research ● Facebook (and it’s network’s) re-...

...desires of those around her. I started creating the game in Ren'Py but I'm missing the characters and the backgrounds. I look forward to a response from those who want to join my project. Fragment of the story: " - Not again! "Fuck, I'm tired of these nightmares." I've had the same nightmares for a few weeks. Everything was dark. I couldn't move, I couldn't do anything about it. Only a shudder, damn cold freezes my face and I could not do anything. I always felt lying on my back, but my body seemed to be non-existent. But.... This time, it seemed different. I could feel my body. I got up and tried to walk through the thick darkness. Somewhere in the distance I managed to make out a shred of light. As I approached her, I heard small...

I have started a youtube channel Best Damn Gaming. I am wanting a permanent content creator, who will also provide commentary in the videos

Hello , This is 4th time I am trying to activate my seller central from Japan, 3 times diffident company which I had doubt maybe my address or information not matching, but this time I am damn sure my documents and account information is the same but yet the same message as bellow. First, they have asked me to provide a Business license and Electric bill and I provide and it has the same address as my account information but yet the can not verify and the problem is I can't know what else I should send because they didn't tell what I need to send to provide. I can see Japanese is one of the supported languages but do I need to submit after translation? Can someone tell me please what should I do? I have already spent two months preparing for amazon seller central. Ple...

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...users its positioning. There is no NLP as the questions will be multiple choice. The chatbot must be distributed on the following platforms: - Messenger - WhatsApp - Message texts User journey: 1st contact: - Welcome message - Nice to meet you - Qualification questions - Question of semantic segmentation: When someone does not agree with you, you say to yourself "Super a debate", "Damn ... why I approached this subject" Everyday : - 1 multiple choice question - Animation: waiting time (for the first 30 respondent) -% persons that are thinking just like you - + 2 in-depth articles - Animation: waiting time (max 17:00 the same day) - Feedback (infographic) -> the way of presenting the results is different depending on the question of se...

...group of person (the Dayak's tribe), rather than talking about all the statistics. It's also important that the proposal should inform the jurors about how I will spend the money for the grant (do I know already people there that can help me with my project or something like this... I will provide infos). Jurors for grant competitions have to look at a ton of work, so the proposal should be damn good, concise and emotional. I want to "punch them right away,” with maybe the first sentence with a brief explanation of the project (and all the global problems that are related with the "Land Grabbing" problem and then focus on the Dayak's issue. I think that focus on the problem of the person will be more relevant. Then followed by writing how...

I am currently trying to get a Java based (with Spring Boot) microservice (running on Kubernetes) application going where I am moving away from MongoDB to Event Sourcing (+CQRS) with Kafka. I have managed to get the events saved using Kafka (in Avro format) using the Confluent Cloud. What you will be doing is: help me set up Spring configuration ...When that is not practical you can code yourself. You are: An expert in Kafka, Kafka Streams, Avro, Java, Kotlin, Spring (+boot) You are also: able to speak English well and teach me On top of that: You probably need a good internet connection since we will be doing video chat and screen sharing all of the time. Time-wise: I am not expecting this to take too many hours to set up, but if you are damn good I know where to go next time I ...

I am management graduate who aspires to be an entrepreneur. I have founded a startup related to advertisements and then later parted away due to the lack of funds and I am wor...and then later parted away due to the lack of funds and I am working in a startup now. As the part of privacy I cannot discuss much about the idea, but I can definitely say that this Idea will change society in different way. I am looking for an android developer who is damn good at his work and who can alone build an application. For example I can say that features and standards should be similar to instagram. I can discuss in details about the features needed to be build in the application personally. If the person is damn good there is an opportunity to choose him as my CTO and co-founder also. Ple...

In 2018 Michigan elected Governor Gretchen Whitmer. Whitmer's campaign slogan was, "Fix the Damn Roads!" Two years later Governor Whitmer has yet to put together a comprehensive plan to fix our roads and they continually decay and damage vehicles. Additionally, her COVID-19 response has been a disaster with Michigan ranking 3rd in the US for cases. We are looking to create a new rallying cry for t-shirts, hats and bumper stickers: Fix the Damn Governor and/or #FixtheDamnGovernor The design should be text-based, can include imagery of the state of Michigan. We are also open to GOOD TASTE illustrations of the Governor (think something like Bitmoji). We are NOT looking for distasteful caricatures of the Governor.

...phone with a text from my Mama reading ‘Get yo butter ball head ass in this house‼️’) -“Pocket pick a n*gga for a Nickel that’s a loanshare, N*ggas out here trippin they might kill you over Jordan’s or Balmain, Mobbing through the street yuh” ( Portray me walking past someone getting ambushed by a group of goons looking human yet creature-like) The verse starts off- “I can make a hit on any beat damn, I’ve been blocking for my N*ggas on the low yuh just so they can see Tomorow, I could never see them drown boy, that’s Karma” (Portray 2 of my friends drowning in a puddle in the street and me helping them out then walking past. I can provide a picture of the two so you have an idea of what they look like) -I might si...

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Hi Ken Chong, I am very sure you will see this text :) So you think you can run away with all our MBS deposit? Sorry boy~ we had file local and international police report together with your ex-victims at blackhatworld forum, Mr snowmylife :) Police will be working closely with MBS to check the damn out of your Malaysian passport. Good luck to you :)

So bro here’s the deal, I wanna make a brand, I need a logo. A very good one that will stand out with my clothing brand. Trapkidnextdoor will be the brand same as my artist name. If you can do this get back with me cause my clothing will support income and need something ? that people would be like damn this is hard. Hustler based. I don’t wanna just hire anybody, show me some work you have done please. I take my company seriously.

To be loyal with you, I'm new in this profession with data entry.I would love to work for you. #-Its not about money for me,it's about the value I would be delivering you with my work. #-I am damn confident doing any task with my best perfection. #-The work I'll be receiving will be completed in time and with best of my efforts .

To be loyal with you, I'm new in this profession with data entry.I would love to work for you. #-Its not about money for me,it's about the value I would be delivering you with my work. #-I am damn confident doing any task with my best perfection. #-The work I'll be receiving will be completed in time and with best of my efforts .

Hi I need to get a logo for my youtube channel, I it to be easy to export to any video, also I would need a header for my channel, please contact me if you can help me

...that's with zero rebills. AND doing twice as bad as I'd expect anyone to do. Using a funnel we made. Dude. That's easily a worst case scenario. But where it gets exciting? Is when you consider average or best case scenarios. And plug in some better numbers. Maybe you charge $4k. And get $5.75 leads. And 60% watch the entire video. And 23% book a call. And Carl catches fire. Loses his damn mind. Goes on a tear. I mean: The numbers get real stupid real quick. Now you're happier than a two-peckered puppy at a Bark Park. Aren't ya? So the question is: Can you afford not to have one of these? No? Okay then: Still skeptical? Those who've never achieved these numbers will be. That's okay though. I get it. So how about I jus...

We need someone who is an expert at using Pagefly to cl examples of landing pages. Then we can takeover and customize from there. Here is a youtube video that shows an expert cloning a Blue Apron page— Here is a video of an expert making a Harry’s page— Can you do exactly what this guy does in the video, by cloning an...fast. Here are the pages we want done— 
 
 
 
 How much to do one? They need to look exact side by side, as close as is possible with PageFly, which as you can see from the videos, is pretty damn exact.

...MVPs for our businesses; expected delivery timeline is 3 weeks - Feb 9 to Feb 28 Design principles: 1. Progessive web apps 2. Same tech stack across the 3 platforms 3. Intergration across the 3 platforms i.e. a user clicks on the real estate category in general classifieds and is directed to the real estate platform 4. Mobile logins based with an options for email & social media 5. They must look damn good!! (we have an inhouse UX developer who will be co-working with the assigned developer) 6. The 3 platforms will have the same design & functional themes 7. Setup up analytics - Google Analytics, MYSQL, BI Tool Overview of the process flow: 1. Seller uploads images of the item 2. Seller describes product & price 3. Seller logs in 4. Listing/content is moderated 5....

We require a short funny script for Valentine Day which is catchy. We want it to be so damn good that video can go viral. Content writers pls send your sample of any similar past work.