Ebay Seller / Trading Assistant Needed

I need a ebay seller to work with me as an affiliate to sell my products. The traffic from ebay seems to be the best for customers to my website. I will send you the auction info and picture for items I own, in the auction will be a link to my website. Alot of buyers click over to my site because ebayers have a buying mindset already. I found this to be the best way to be low cost traffic to my site. Let me know how much you want per listing under your own established ebay account. I can pay $5 a listing. This is similar to what isoldit and other eBay Drop-off Stores do. No fees up front. No fees at all from you to me Im in CA not in a foreign country. No sending me your personal info no check cashing. no mailing you things. no spamming involved. nothing for you to buy. nothing illegal. nothing unethical. USA sellers work best, should have feedback (100+ is good) Any questions please ask, Also I can win every item if you want me to so you dont have to deal with customers. Im frustrated because no one seems serious to do this?? Do you think this is a scam or what, let me know? If your question is "why not do it yourself?", well I do, but still I need more traffic.