Get Me Published: 20% royalties for life! STARTUPS are welco

Literary agent wanted in the U.S. or U.K.: You will need to knock on the doors of the largest U.S. or U.K. publishers and have them enter into a publishing contract with me: $100 plus 20% of all of the work's royalties for a signed contract, for life! Crucial publishing contract points, required for your fee and your royalty share: - a minimum of 5000 copies in first printing, - no upfront payment or services to be ordered by me, - no irrevocable rights transfer. Negotiate with publishers, based on my book synopsis and my marketing analysis at first, and then if they are interested, I will send a sample of my manuscript to them. IMPORTANT: Please give references or describe some of your earlier similar work, if any, and I need your concept about how you would proceed in this job! Thanks!