Looking for freelancers in France only to do a test ordering on a clients website

Dear Clint, I read your project description. I'm understand your requirement for this job. I've more than 3 years experience in related field. Let’s go for interview to justify myself and I have high speed internet connection and availability more than 12-14 hours/day online. I will be highly glad to you. Best regards, Parvez

Hello there my beloved employer, I have gone through your project description and clearly understood what you need me to do. Let me show you my reliability, dedication, honesty, accuracy, attention to details, etc., I may not be in the top of the bidders but I am sure that I will be in the top for the quality of work that I do. Instead of giving this work to an agency who will split up the work among the worst and best freelancers, you better award it to me to get only the best result with 0% errors. You can just test me for a week so you will get to understand that I am the best fit for this job position. I don't want to explain more about me because when we do the trail then you will get to know everything about me in real than in words. Most of the employers here hires me after a test to make sure they hired the right person. So I humbly request you to reply me so that I can prove myself. None of my past clients left a negative feedback on my profile because I work for their satisfaction not for the money. This is the reason behind my success. I assure you that my work will have 100% accuracy and satisfactions of yours is always guaranteed. Let me show you how I am eligible to do this task. Let me know your thoughts. Looking forward for your reply. Thanks.

Hello. I'm interested in your offer. I live in France, very used to online orders and can totally help you with testing the website. Best regards. Pauline