Funny russian poemstrabajos
Nos gustaría contar con personas que nos puedan sacar diseños para ropa. Con estilo urbano o funny. Queremos diferentes propuestas. Animaros a enviar vuestros diseños.
Hola Alice R., observé tu perfil y me gustaría ofrecerte mi proyecto. Podemos conversar por chat acerca de los detalles.
La idea es una agencia dedicada a traer clientes a Miami, aprovechando las ventajas de conocer en profundidad el sector turístico de la zona y así ofrecer servicios de calidad a precios muy ventajosos.
...the most effective language learning system in the world, we will add testimonials. We want it to show that we are a prestigious school, developed over 30 years experience in language teaching. STAGE 1. Image. Make it look AWESOME. and multilanguage site. We will use google translator to translate the pages that we have already into German, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Chinese, French, and Russian. This project is STAGE 1. When we are truly satisfied we might go on with the following projects on the same site: STAGE 2. Add a calendar option so that clients can request the scheduling of sessions. STAGE 3. Personalized follow-up and group follow-up. Three grades per session. Monthly reports. Semestral Proficiency assessment, access to Academic Manager, Admin, and Accounting...
Hola Antonio, antes que todo perdóname por escribirte en Español y por mis errores, llevo 2 años sin hablarlo ajaja Vi tu comentario bajo un trabajo, "Translate a website. From English to German, Italian, Spanish and Russian". Cómo ya es la segunda estafa con la que me tropiezo por aquí, quería preguntarte cómo te contactaron y qué te dijeron. Perdona por molestarte y por hacerte creer que era un trabajo, no sabía como conectarme contigo
nesecito un editor de videos que edite en sony vegas pro15 o algun otro sony vegas, videos muy graciosos con movimientos (zoom,distorciones...) [english translation] I need a video editor that edits in sony vegas pro15 or some other sony vegas, very funny videos with movements (zoom, distortion ...)
...pelo largo *Al american curl de pelo corto *Al maine coon *Gato de los bosques de Noruega *Al ragdoll *Birmano sagrado *Al gato siberiano *Angora turco *Van turco Al abyssinian *El bengal *El british *Burmese *Burmilla *Al chartreux *Cornish rex *Al cymric *Al egyptian mau *El european *El german rex *Al japanese bobtail *El korat *Kurilean bobtail *Kurilean bobtail *Al manx *El ocicat *El russian blue *Snowshoe *Al gato sokoke *El gato somali Que necesito de cada especie: *Características de la raza. *Hábitat Natural *Curiosidades de la raza (Si las hubiera) *Sub especies de la raza (Si las hubiera) *Alimentación *Cuidados El pago total: $30.00 Tiempo de entrega desde que se adjudique el proyecto: 1 Semana (7 días) ********DE NO C...
Hello, I need a translation for a real estate company, we have all the information about house in spanish. Every week we need to translate some texts from Spanish toRussian and English. I send you a text example that i need translate: "Esta magnífica propiedad, de estilo moderno, se encuentra ubicada en la exclusiva urbanización Sierra de Altea, y disfruta de unas exce...montaña, y otra con increíbles vistas al mar. En este inmueble único, todas sus diversas terrazas, tanto las abiertas como las cubiertas, así como su amplia piscina comunitaria, permiten el poder disfrutar al máximo del agradable clima Mediterráneo existente y, al mismo tiempo, solo se requiere por ello un mínimo coste de mantenimiento." I wan...
I need a character for an educational app for kids from 8 to 12. It would be like an assistance or a guide. And I need this character to be funny, cute, curious, etc And I need him in several situations, like in history class, math class, growing with time. The next image might be an inspirational one, so you to guide. If someone saw "How to train your dragon" his personality would be like chimuelo (the shadow dragon). Traducido: Necesito un personaje para una aplicación educativa para niños de entre 8 y 12 años de edad. Seria como un asistente o un guía para El Niño. Y necesito que sea gracioso, curioso, tierno, adorable, amigable. Debería de construirse una relación con el usuario. Lo necesito en diferentes situaciones co...
I need a character for an educational app for kids from 8 to 12. It would be like an assistance or a guide. And I need this character to be funny, cute, curious, etc And I need him in several situations, like in history class, math class, growing with time. The next image might be an inspirational one, so you to guide. If someone saw "How to train your dragon" his personality would be like chimuelo (the shadow dragon). Traducido: Necesito un personaje para una aplicación educativa para niños de entre 8 y 12 años de edad. Seria como un asistente o un guía para El Niño. Y necesito que sea gracioso, curioso, tierno, adorable, amigable. Debería de construirse una relación con el usuario. Lo necesito en diferentes situaciones co...
I need a character for an educational app for kids from 8 to 12. It would be like an assistance or a guide. And I need this character to be funny, cute, curious, etc And I need him in several situations, like in history class, math class, growing with time. The next image might be an inspirational one, so you to guide. If someone saw "How to train your dragon" his personality would be like chimuelo (the shadow dragon). Traducido: Necesito un personaje para una aplicación educativa para niños de entre 8 y 12 años de edad. Seria como un asistente o un guía para El Niño. Y necesito que sea gracioso, curioso, tierno, adorable, amigable. Debería de construirse una relación con el usuario. Lo necesito en diferentes situaciones...
...this one is an example: I need someone who can made me any original script 100% functional, who can solve me bugs in case they exist, compatible with Coinpayments. I want a simple script with custom functions with clean and simple design. If you want to speed up the process you can start from a script that I have created in Russian and you would accommodate it and translate it into English or Spanish because it is full on Russian. If the selected person does a good job, they will be given others of greater importance gradually. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Estoy buscando a alguien que puede crear para mí un juego Faucet, este es un ejemplo: http://go...
I would like to gift some coffee cups to our engineers. We are devoted to open source, hence, I need an original, funny, modern design involving Linux/Tux, Java/Duke and/or Android Robot, one of our company logos ([url removed, login to view]) and a short text. It can be a joke or something personalized like "Name (Java Ninja)" or "Here drinks a Linux Guru: Name" or sometning like a command line , for example: "alison@localhost:$ sudo apt-get install coffee" Quisiera regalar unas tazas de café a nuestros ingenieros. Somos devotos del Software Libre así que necesito un diseño original, divertido, que involucre Linux/Tux, Java/Duke y/o El Robot de Android, un logo de nuestra compañía ([url removed, login to view]) y u...
We need 150 women funny cartoon characters depicting jobs, hobbies and activities, we can start by doing 30 and from there we go. Necesitamos 150 Caricaturas chistosas y divertidas de trabajos, y actividades de mujeres, podemos empezar con 30 de ahi seguimos.
Hola Necesito un logo con fondo y otro sin fondo y un bg/banner para la pagina principal de un canal de youtube dedicado a juegos y juguetes infantiles Las imágenes no pueden contener copyright Necesario documento de cesion de derechos Ejemplos sin copiarlos: ht...canal de youtube dedicado a juegos y juguetes infantiles Las imágenes no pueden contener copyright Necesario documento de cesion de derechos Ejemplos sin copiarlos: El nombre del canal es: Funny Stories For Children
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Necesito alguien que pueda traducir una pagina con muy poca informacion, seria casi solo una hoja A4, lo antes posible de español a ruso. Muchas gracias.
Buenos días, necesito presupuesto para traducción español o ruso a letón. 3053 palabras. Hello, need a budget for translate from spanish or russian to latvian, 3053 words .
se trata de traducir documentos y cartas del español al ruso. no son cartas técnicas son cartas normales el trabajo es continuado estoy buscando un asistente para que me ayude en la comunicación escrita y también si puede ser oral.
...vestimenta y accesorios basada en animales domésticos. Las ilustraciones deben ser cómicas, divertidas e infantiles. Dichas ilustraciones deberán ser originales y una vez cerrado el acuerdo serán propiedad de la empresa, no pudiéndose reproducir para otros fines comerciales o no. We need an illustrator for new line of clothing and accessories based in pets. Illustrations should be comical, funny and childish. These illustrations should be original and once closed the deal will be owned by the company and can not be reproduced for other commercial purposes or not. Aquí os dejo algunas imágenes de ejemplo que encajan con las imágenes que buscamos:
...-Suecp, -Ruso, -Noruego, -Finlandés y -Belga. Pero no tenemos website, la website será una de las landing pages. El contenido de las landing pages lo sacaremos de una pagina web con la que colaboramos. También necesitamos el SEO y el internet maketing. We need eight landing pages, each landing page with the same content but in differents languages: -English , -French , -German , -Swedish , -Russian , Norwegian , Finnish and -Belga . But we haven't website, the website will be one of the landing pages. The content will be taken from another website wich we colaborate with. We nee too its SEO and internet marketing....
Necesitamos freelance para la creación contenidos para faceebok con temática de tipos de comida: americana, italiana, india, japonésa, china... El tipo de contenido debe ser relacionado estos tipos de cocina (Funny, curiosidades, artículos relacionados...)El contenido siempre deberá estar compuesto por un texto (Unos 120 caracteres) una imágen/diseño (500x500px). De media 35 contenidos a la semana.
Necesitamos freelance para la creación contenidos para faceebok y twitter en cuentas de restaurantes (Americano, italiano, indio, japonés, chino...). El tipo de contenido debe ser relacionado con el el restaurante y su tipo de cocina (Funny, curiosidades, artículos relacionados...)El contenido siempre deberá estar compuesto por un texto y una imágen/diseño. Pagamos 0,30€/contenido. De media 8 contenidos diarios.
Traduzco cualquier tipo de documento del ruso al español ydel español al ruso. Y redacto sobre temas como viajes,jovenes,desarrollo,tecnologia,etc.
Design and programming / development of web / store page online professional maintenance and support. The website has to bring control panel that I can update the page. It has to load fast, be original, different, stylish, funny, likes to give in and buy and learn, it is easy to find, etc. Multiple languages: Castilian, English, German, French, Dutch, ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- 0 Freelancers viendo en este momento 4911 TOTAL de visitas Descripción del proyecto: Diseño y programación / creación de página web / tienda online profesional que de mantenimiento y soporte. La web ha de llevar panel de control para que yo mismo pueda actualizar la página. Ha de carga...
Creation of 5 banner dimensions (Image dimensions: 944px x 324px) * Free Shipping worldwide on the same banner in English, French, Russian, German and Spanish. Free choice of images and backgrounds. * Offer a product. emphasize price and free worldwide shipping. * Free Shipping By registering on the website. Free choice of images and backgrounds. * Banner with this text all crossbows in 3 days at home. Free express shipping worldwide. Stock some choice images and backgrounds. * Top-dot-sights photos of available models. And the text best price free shipping. In English. All banner that they are consistent with the colors of the page.
...aplicas al trabajo, se te dan detalles en privado para mirar la forma en la que se tiene que actualizar. ----------------------------------------------------------- Hi there, We are looking for 2 people that can post videos with adult content in various Russian blogs. We must find the videos from different sites, give them out and post them on other blogs with a TITLE, a small DESCRIPTION, TAGS and select a CATEGORY where they will place these videos. The publication of 50 video diaries, 6 day work is required. EXCLUSIVE: Russian native people. If you apply to work, you get details in private to look the way you have to upgrade....
...aplicas al trabajo, se te dan detalles en privado para mirar la forma en la que se tiene que actualizar. ----------------------------------------------------------- Hi there, We are looking for 2 people that can post videos with adult content in various Russian blogs. We must find the videos from different sites, give them out and post them on other blogs with a TITLE, a small DESCRIPTION, TAGS and select a CATEGORY where they will place these videos. The publication of 50 video diaries, 6 day work is required. EXCLUSIVE: Russian native people. If you apply to work, you get details in private to look the way you have to upgrade....
I have a powerpoint presentation to translate. Pomogite pojalusta, mne eto nado ochen' bistro. Esli smojete eto sdelat', u menya esho est' 2 presentatcii. $40 vam poydet za odnu? Esli net, to skol'ko?
Estamos buscando un productor de vídeo que será el responsable de la creación de contenido video único y atractivo para nuestro negocio. the main task will be making video or slide-show to promote workshops and conferenses. Please, send your proposes in english or russian. example is Responsabilidades: - Colaborar con los miembros del equipo para entender los requerimientos del negocio y del usuario. - Desarrollar una estrategia de producción, incluyendo la filmación, edición, logística y post-producción. - Traducir los requisitos de participación en el contenido vídeo a través de múltiples canales (difusión, Internet, móvil, etc). - Conceptualizar efectivamente, dise&...
...público. - Crea varias campañas y gestionar el tráfico, adquisición de clientes y la conversión a través del canal. - Optimizar las campañas existentes mediante la revisión de la copia del anuncio y el formato, la audiencia, palabras clave y páginas de destino. - Crear y presentar informes de análisis de cobertura y rendimiento de la campaña. Habilidades/requisitos deseados: -speak English or Russian - Habilidad principal: AdWords de Google - Habilidades de comunicación tanto escrita como verbal. - Excelentes habilidades de organización y de análisis. - Titulación en Marketing o experiencia en campo relacionado. - 1 años de experiencia en la creación y lanzamien...
... noruego y varios idiomas más. Se les pedirán de forma ocasional textos sobre diversas temáticas –casi siempre fáciles de tratar-. Fijaremos el precio después de negociar con quien esté interesado. Nos comunicaremos con los candidatos en inglés o en español. Si deseas más información, no dudes en solicitárnosla. Hi there, We’re looking for Chinese (& all dialects), Japanese, Russian, English, French, Italian, German, Arabic, Swedish, Finnish, Danish, Norwegian and some other languages native speakers. We’ll eventually ask for texts about different topics –most of them quite easy to be written about-. We’ll fix your fees by negotiating with every a...
... noruego y varios idiomas más. Se les pedirán de forma ocasional textos sobre diversas temáticas –casi siempre fáciles de tratar-. Fijaremos el precio después de negociar con quien esté interesado. Nos comunicaremos con los candidatos en inglés o en español. Si deseas más información, no dudes en solicitárnosla. Hi there, We’re looking for Chinese (& all dialects), Japanese, Russian, English, French, Italian, German, Arabic, Swedish, Finnish, Danish, Norwegian and some other languages native speakers. We’ll eventually ask for texts about different topics –most of them quite easy to be written about-. We’ll fix your fees by negotiating with every a...
... noruego y varios idiomas más. Se les pedirán de forma ocasional textos sobre diversas temáticas –casi siempre fáciles de tratar-. Fijaremos el precio después de negociar con quien esté interesado. Nos comunicaremos con los candidatos en inglés o en español. Si deseas más información, no dudes en solicitárnosla. Hi there, We’re looking for Chinese (& all dialects), Japanese, Russian, English, French, Italian, German, Arabic, Swedish, Finnish, Danish, Norwegian and some other languages native speakers. We’ll eventually ask for texts about different topics –most of them quite easy to be written about-. We’ll fix your fees by negotiating with every a...
I'm seeking a talented artist capable of singing in Chinese, Arabic, Spanish and Russian. The genre isn't fixed and so I encourage you to showcase your own style. Here's what I'm specifically looking for: - Ability to sing proficiently in all four languages mentioned - Share your previous work while applying. This will demonstrate your experience and capability. Recording Environment: Studio-quality recordings with varied microphones. Requirements: Showcase your singing talent in your preferred genre. Commit to delivering studio-quality recordings. Fluency in one of the specified languages. Willingness to contribute to an innovative project. Though not mandatory, experience in diverse music genres will be highly appreciated as it adds to your versatility. Lo...
I'm looking for a Russian-speaking Wordpress developer who can modify an informational website with a primary focus on text and pictures.
This is for Alibaba's Translation Project
I'm seeking a skilled graphic designer to create a funny, brightly colored T-shirt design that features humans. The aim is to create an engaging, humorous design that is sure to catch the attention. Key Requirements: - Excellent skills and experience in graphic design, particularly with T-shirt design. - Ability to create eye-catching, humorous designs. - Proficiency in handling bright colors and human figures in design. - Good sense of humor to incorporate wit in the design. The ideal candidate will have a keen eye for detail and ability to translate ideas into creative graphics. It needs to have my company name and phone number, Custom Pro Services llc 256-399-7140. I want it to say something like, i got plastered by Custom Pro Services. We are a swimming pool plast...
We have 20 PDF legal documents each half page or something more that needs to be translated form Russian to English. Noted: Deadline 3 days and budget 40$A
I need my machinery documents professionally translated from English to Russian. The work includes transcribing Instruction Manuals, Technical specifications, and Safety guidelines. Key Points: - The total document size is over 5000 pages. - There might be specific technical terminology or jargon that needs careful translation into Russian. Ideal Freelancer Skills: - Fluency in English and Russian - Proven experience in translating technical documents - Attention to detail for ensuring correct translation of jargon and terminology
We have 20 PDF documents each half page or something more needs to be translated form Russian to English. Noted: Deadline 3 days and budget 40$A
...Brutally True Haiku. Each card will have a humorous haiku that addresses one of those brutal truths that we need to know but don't want to hear. A couple of amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late, bad breath, always talking about yourself, being a bad listener, looking at your phone and ignoring people, breaking up with a romantic partner, break...
This project involves the translation of a 565-word biography of a contemporary singer from English to Russian, Ukrainian, Lithuanian and Vietnamese.
I'm in need of a creative tee shirt design for our indoor pickleball club. The design should be hand-drawn in a cartoonish style, with a quirky and fun twist. Key Imagery: - Incorporate Pickleball Equipment and Funny Characters creatively. - I'm also looking for a unique element - a planet that looks like an indoor pickleball with 26 holes. It should be central to the design, but not overwhelming. - To give you an idea of the kind of fun we're looking for, there's an alien with a paddle, and a girl in a bathtub full of pickleballs - a 'pickleball plunge'. Design Aesthetic: - The chosen color scheme should be black and white, giving a classic simplicity to the design. - The overall style should be light-hearted and fun. Ideal Skills and Experien...
I'm looking for a skilled designer to create some humorous t-shirt design for all men casual bowling team called Pick-Up-Artist. Funny sexy design - Target Audience: The primary target audience for these t-shirts is casual bowlers. They should appeal to those who engage in bowling for fun and leisure. - Design Style: I'm looking for designs that predominantly focus on puns, wordplay, and incorporate visual gags. Clever, witty humor is key, so experience with this style is a huge plus. - Color Preferences: The t-shirts should be designed in bright and bold colors to make them stand out and add to their humorous appeal. Ideal Skills: - T-shirt design experience - Proficiency in creating designs with puns, wordplay, and visual gags - Understanding of the casual bowler targe...
...the deep affection and appreciation I have for my friend. - Memories and Nostalgia: It should reminisce on the beautiful moments we've shared and the special memories we've made together. - Support and Encouragement: I'd like the letter to be a source of comfort and encouragement for my friend as they embark on this new chapter in their life. Specifically, I would like the letter to include: - Funny Memories: Our joyous moments and inside jokes that make us laugh. - Challenges We Overcame Together: The obstacles we tackled hand in hand, highlighting our resilience and friendship. - Personal Growth Moments: Times when we've supported each other's growth and stood by one another through thick and thin. I'm seeking a writer who can weave these elemen...
I need an artist to create 2-5 caricatures for personal use. The style should be exaggerated, verging on cartoonish but maintaining some realism. Applicants should have experience in caricature design and a portfolio showcasing their skills. Attention to detail and ability to capture likeness in exagg...should be exaggerated, verging on cartoonish but maintaining some realism. Applicants should have experience in caricature design and a portfolio showcasing their skills. Attention to detail and ability to capture likeness in exaggerated style are crucial. Some funnyness included in their features would be ideal, but not too too much, i want it to still be them, but hopefully them looking a little funny. The backgrounds can be altered to anything, its mostly a focus on the girls an...
I'm looking to hire a talented and creative scriptwriter to help develop engaging content for my YouTube channel. I need someone who can create YouTube content in Russian + English My channel primarily targets the Russian-speaking audience and is mainly attracting young people. Currently, we have about 150,000 subscribers. I want to focus on content about music and celebrities. I need videos and shorts, and they must be unique and not registered on other sites. I need MP4 videos, thumbnails, and subtitles (Russian, English) for each. Please send me your portfolio. - **Type of Content:** I'm focused on producing entertainment videos, so your ability to create engaging and captivating scripts is paramount. I'm looking for someone who can bring fr...
